Product Description
Bard Pint Glass
$10.00
There’s a wet your whistle joke in this somewhere but we don’t have the performance skill to pull it off. We’ll circle back after a few more pints.
Description
Buy this pint glass for yourself or your favorite bard! Increase your performance skill by drinking from this glass!*
*results not typical or independently verified
Returns and Exchanges
We will accept returns and exchanges if contacted within 7 days of delivery. Items must be shipped back within 30 (choose one) days of delivery. Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in original condition, the Buyer is responsible for any loss in value. Refunds are at the sole discretion of Up Up Down Down Games, LLC. The following items cannot be returned or exchanged:
Custom or personalized orders
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Perishable or time-sensitive products
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Because of the nature of these items, unless they arrive damaged or defective, UUDD cannot accept returns or exchanges.
Return Address:
Up Up Down Down Games, LLC
P.O. Box 27633
Tempe, AZ 85285
Shipping
Most items ship within 7 business days of purchase. However, custom items may take up to one month for shipping. Buyers are welcome to contact us for a shipping date estimate.
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